Quote of the Day: Mably on America


While doing a bit of research on the French Enlightenment (my day job), I came across this quotation on America from the Abbe de Mably, the brother of Condillac and an important philosophe in his own right:

Whilst almost every European nation remains plunged in ignorance respecting the constitutive principles of society, and only regards the people who compose it as cattle upon a farm managed for the particular and exclusive benefit of the owner, we become at once astonished and instructed by the circumstance that your thirteen republics have, in the same moment, discovered the real dignity of man, and proceeded to draw from the sources of the most enlightened philosophy those humane principles on which they mean to build their forms of government.

Remarks Concerning the Government and Laws of the United States of America (letters to John Adams) (1785). Among the other accomplishments of this now-obscure philosophe, Mably proposed an early version of socialism in his 1776 book on legislation, and essentially predicted the course of the French revolution 30 years before it occurred, in his 1758 book Des droits et devoirs du citoyen (On the Rights and Duties of Citizens):   

Proceeding from a sober assessment of the balance of political forces in France in the wake of recent collisions between parlement and court, Mably . . . provides what is in effect a strategic recipe for the overthrow of French absolutism: parlementary resistance to the court is to be used as a lever to overturn the government, permitting a restored and reconstructed Estates General to assume full legislative authority within a modern constitutional monarchy. This 'script for a French revolution', as Keith Baker has termed it, of course proved to be a clairvoyant prediction of the actual course of events of 1787-9 — an astonishing performance from a supposedly 'utopian' writer.

J.K. Wright, Conversations with Phocion: The Political Thought of Mably, History of Political Thought, Vol. XIII, No. 3 (Autumn 1992), at 396.

German Word of the Week (Outsourced): Schwedenkrimi

From the New York Times' house lexicographer Ben Schott comes this weeks GWOW, Schwedenkrimi:

Swedish crime literature has become a phenomenon in Europe, so much so that the Germans have invented a new word for it: “Schwedenkrimi.”

The popularity of crime fiction is a variable in the following Cultural Paradox Formula:

K * M = B * SS


K = popularity of crime novels (Krimi in German).

M = 'Metal' of any description (death metal, speed metal) as a percentage of country's local musical output.

B = reputed / actual boringness of country's inhabitants.

SS = level of overall safety and security of ordinary citizens' lives.

Adventures in Spiritual Outreach

Obscene Desserts has been on a run lately. One of the many fine recent entries helpfully translates a German-language article from the Sueddeutsche about a Protestant pastor in Germany who may be getting into legal trouble for crucifying Playmobil figures:

It's just not easy to crucify a little Playmobil person. The arms of the finger-length plasic figures are too rigid and they can't be spread out sideways. But Protestant pastor Markus Bomhard knows how to get around this. They just have to be held long enough over a burning candle or under a hot hairdryer, he says: 'Then the plastic becomes very soft and can be re-shaped.' Afterwards, the figure is briefly left to cool and harden before it can be nailed to the cross.

'We're bothered by the complete change in the figures', says a [Playmobil] spokeswoman, 'which infringes on our copyright.' Christ on the cross is a perfect example of that, as are Adam and Eve, whom the creative pastor gave, respectively, male genitalia and glued-on breasts. 'As long as someone makes changes in private, just for themselves, we're really quite tolerant', says the Playmobil spokeswoman. But with Bomhard that 'has taken on another dimension entirely.'

I think we're all looking forward to the lawsuit Playmobil Enterprises vs. Evangelical Church of Germany. For another approach to integrating puppets into worship, click here.